Distance is the best policy.

1.This is a really random post that I wrote about a year ago but didn't publish.
2.*The names applied are not related to the living or deceased.

If you like someone, stay as FAR away from them as possible.

Ignore him. act like he doesn't exist.

and pray that you get over this crush.

Because crushes are for weak people who cannot control their minds.

the closer you get, the more the pain.

 for example, Atiyah* likes a guy named Iskandar*.

She talks to Iskandar and gets friendly.

unfortunately, Iskandar likes Fatin*.

Atiyah was heart broken. She thought that there was at least a speck of 

something going on between them.

you see, if Atiyah hadn't talked to him, and gotten her hopes up,

she wouldn't have got cut deeply.

Distance is the best policy.

2.The rubber band theory.

I witnessed this happen myself.

So, at that time the Marsians were suppose to gather at the back part of the tapak perhimpunan.

We were all waiting for the teacher to come so everyone was talking.

I saw this guy that I knew. We'll call him Fariz.

So, Fariz was hitting on this girl (we'll call her Syaheerah)

and all the time while being hit on, Syaheerah was like "eeeeh. tak yah lah!jangan lah kacau"

so, after kacau-ing Syaheerah for a good 15 minutes, he gave up and talked to his buddies.

with his back facing Syaheerah.

Then I looked over at Syaheerah.

She was looking over at Fariz and couldn't get her eyes off of him.

she was desperately trying to get Fariz's attention.

laughing loudly while looking at him at the corner of her eyes.
while her eyes were screaming out "pandanglah aku! kacaulah aku lagi!"

voila!, The rubber band theory

The application of pressure and knowing when to release it to get  chicks.
male applies pressure, male releases pressure = female applies pressure.

I really witnessed this myself.

It was quite fascinating to watch, really.

kinda like watching two monkeys in the wild. 

but of course as usual, the male was smarter.

Why I love Sabah

kuih cincin

These are NOT durians. They have no smell, have a thorny-rubbery surface and are really sweet.

buah lemak manis.

 not cempedak. forgot the name. kinda tasted like soursop to me.

The sea:
 we went to Pulau Manukan and Pulau Sapi.

This is our tour guide, Henry.

3.The diverse cultures. 

In Kudat, there was literally a mosque next to a Buddhist temple. 

not to mention a humongous church. everything about the people there was beautiful.

 4.The mountains:
experience peace and tranquility among the rolling hills

 The highest point of Malaysia.

Wild flower at the mountain side

Henry made these :D

A sand-turtle I built 

5. My name up in billboards.



6.The randomness of life.

cabbage

12/12/12

why, would you look at the date!

12/12/12.

This is really, the last beautiful date ever in the history if evers.

there will be no 13/13/13 or 14/14/14. ( you get my point..)

let's all do something legendary to make this date remember-able!

In a couple of hours, we'll be flying to Sabah.

I can't wait!

well, today we (consisting of me, Balqees, Syafiqah and mum) had  a dinner of fish and chips with a guest.

It was Syafiqah's boyfriend.

what an interesting night!

mum really is the type that goes with everything.

If anyone needs impressing, its abah.

but abah just had chemo today and was feeling rather tired, so he ate his dinner in bed.

Oh, by the way, today we did some improvements to our house.

nanti masa tuisyen, korang datanglah tengok what the differences are!

well, 

goodnight!, sleep tight!

I'll be watching you through your window!

Sweet 16

Its my birthday!
hooray!
too bad we'll all be dead in 11 days.

kidding.
I'm tired.
goodnight.

football and sloppy joes.

Eating Sloppy joe's while watching AFF Suzuki cup Singapore vs Philippines with my family.

Life doesn't get better than that.

I went into everyone's room and said 

"hey, I'm cooking Sloppy joe's tonight."

and they were all like, "What's that?"

"I don't have time to explain"

*woosh! I disappeared into the kitchen*

( a place where women were born to be in. lol)

It was a big hit. everyone loved it.

I worked on trust exercises with Massa today.

I taught him that "you won't drown in puddles" and "shovels don't rise from the ground and attack you."

At DARC, there's a water trap.

a big ditched filled with murky water. (you can't judge how deep it is by sight)

and she goes in just FINE.

but puddles? 

she'll drown.

I also taught her to follow me.

I kept shouting "I AM YOUR LEADER!!"

"MASSA, FOLLOW ME!" 

she did. 

hmm. not bad.

I have the habit of singing when I'm cantering.

I kept singing "I'm never changing who I am"

from Imagine Dragon's "Its time"

I was trying to muffle out the song that was playing at the club (I suppose its DARC's anthem now) 

yup, you guessed it.

OPPA GANGNAM STYLE.