Demented family

I know this is horrible.
I mean, benda macam ni jangan main-main. 

Namun begitu, we find it very funny.

So I have this huuge whiteboard which we use for tuisyen classes at my house during form 5. 

 I got bored and drew my sister, Balqees (she has a pear head because her cheeks are so big she looks like a pear)
Also she's the penakut type, So I drew one  pontianak beside her.

Later on the rest of the family started joining in drawing.

my mum drew the one with the curly hair.
This is what we ended up with:

I love the ones crouching, they look like they're breakdancing.

oh, my weird family.

capital "D"

So my Indonesian maid was recently diagnosed with Diabetes.

Being the traditional type, she's really adamant that misai kucing's and herbal stuff can cure (yes, cure) her diabetes and would not take her medication which I call BULL!

In my extended family alone, there are about 9 diabetics. 

I'm not saying that it's not life threatening or should be taken lightly, but its not really "cancer" to me. so I don't get too surprised when I hear someone get diagnosed.

but It was quite a shock for us because she doesn't seem to eat a lot, let alone sweet stuff.

So the topic on diabetes was quite hot in our household for a couple of days.

me: Hey, I just came up with something. Don't you think that it would be funny if we referred to Diabetes as "The big D?"

sister: ...

me: too far?

did you know that a cup of chocolate m&m's has the same amount of sugar as 7 cups of fruit??

I learnt that from Chris Powell.

 Chris Powell is never wrong!

I think I can totally understand why there as so many diabetic Malaysians , though. (5 million Malysians, not including those unaware)

there's sugar in everythaang. 

ohhhh the memories of when I was a kid and I used to eat roti canai with gula.

OR OR even worse grandma would make me roti putih, butter and gula.

^that right there, is obesity and diabetes sandwiched between two slices of bread, literally.

five words; "you tryna kill me grandma?"

nahh I'm kidding. even if you really were trying to kill me, I wouldn't mind because I love you too much.

Draw something. Do it now

So I have a new addiction now.
Thanks a lot, qistina!
I'm just like waiting for new games to kick in all day.
But then again I'm really proud of them

What is my purpose in life?

I felt so mothertrippin awesome.
I never even knew this could be done!
Why am I so excited over this?
Maybe because I don't have a life!

Friend: so i've been going to like a bunch of parties and concerts and just went to avicii's and what not. What did you do?

Me: deboned a chicken leg.

Before deboning and after deboning: