Distance is the best policy.

1.This is a really random post that I wrote about a year ago but didn't publish.
2.*The names applied are not related to the living or deceased.

If you like someone, stay as FAR away from them as possible.

Ignore him. act like he doesn't exist.

and pray that you get over this crush.

Because crushes are for weak people who cannot control their minds.

the closer you get, the more the pain.

 for example, Atiyah* likes a guy named Iskandar*.

She talks to Iskandar and gets friendly.

unfortunately, Iskandar likes Fatin*.

Atiyah was heart broken. She thought that there was at least a speck of 

something going on between them.

you see, if Atiyah hadn't talked to him, and gotten her hopes up,

she wouldn't have got cut deeply.

Distance is the best policy.

2.The rubber band theory.

I witnessed this happen myself.

So, at that time the Marsians were suppose to gather at the back part of the tapak perhimpunan.

We were all waiting for the teacher to come so everyone was talking.

I saw this guy that I knew. We'll call him Fariz.

So, Fariz was hitting on this girl (we'll call her Syaheerah)

and all the time while being hit on, Syaheerah was like "eeeeh. tak yah lah!jangan lah kacau"

so, after kacau-ing Syaheerah for a good 15 minutes, he gave up and talked to his buddies.

with his back facing Syaheerah.

Then I looked over at Syaheerah.

She was looking over at Fariz and couldn't get her eyes off of him.

she was desperately trying to get Fariz's attention.

laughing loudly while looking at him at the corner of her eyes.
while her eyes were screaming out "pandanglah aku! kacaulah aku lagi!"

voila!, The rubber band theory

The application of pressure and knowing when to release it to get  chicks.
male applies pressure, male releases pressure = female applies pressure.

I really witnessed this myself.

It was quite fascinating to watch, really.

kinda like watching two monkeys in the wild. 

but of course as usual, the male was smarter.