I AM SCAM PROOF!!! THIS IS SPARTA!!

SCAMS
or better known as stupid people. no? ok..
so my dad wanted to buy purebred siamese kittens. So I searched the internet and found this person selling off 2 siamese kittens. I emailed the person and this was his/her reply..

"Hello thanks for the mail .I still have the kittens available and if
you need to know about my kittens ,I have  a male and a female They are
11 weeks 3 days old ,name for the male  Ridley and for the female Sandra,they
has all shots and vaccine  .For the good upbringing of this kittens you
need to do the following.Give  the kittens lots of attention, love and
instruction. They are just like kids and need to be taught how to
behave and fit into their new environment.. If you cannot handle a problem that your
encountering then contact a local professional canine behavior
specialist, as all behaviors can be modified. There is always hope and
resolve! will like to ask you some view questions?
-Are you a breeder?
 -Do you have kids?
 -Are you use to kittens? -Are you sure that you are going to take care of any of my babies?
 -Gift me a Brief Description about your Environment?
 -Do you have a vet doctor?
 -Were Exactly are you located?
 get back as soon as you can."
 thanks.

So I gave her a FAKE address and phone number. told her that I'm 34 and had cats since I was 6 and other stuff.

She/he, ok let's just call the person scamminah. So Scamminah said that she was glad and hoped I keep in touch with her when I get the kittens send her photos, and all that stuff.

Then she said that the documents are already signed and that I would have to go to bank in kat bank account die RM3,000 ringgit maybank pulak tu!! ada ke maybank luar negara?? I asked her where she lived, she said Germany, I lied and said I have a friend there and could pick up the cats from you. Scamminah said "No, cannot" because she was moving to Russia. I said that my cousin lives in russia and asked her when the moving date is. Dia dah cuak dah, tak tau nak kata ape, so last2 dia kata kucing2 dia dah mati...

Then I came calmly with an email :

Oh, I'm very sorry. I came to inform you that I already bought 2 purebred siamese kittens from a reputable breeder. I just realised I couldn't buy off things from the internet especially from someone in a different country. well, you know about SCAMS right? so if you wan't to sell them to me, we would have to meet eye to eye. I would pay 100000MYR for all I care as long as I actually GET the kittens.. So, I hope your  kittens (If they DO exist) go to heaven 

P/s: If you were in my religion, let's just say: HELL AWAITS YOU

 have a nice day.TQ