Oh what a pity!

Last time, I wrote about Youtube. Now, I'm going to write about fml.com

Incase you didn't know, fml stands for F*** my life

F my life is a site where people all over the globe post their innermost terrible moments.

You are then given a choice whether you think that this persons life sucks or if he totally deserved it.

(You can see by the numbers)

Here are a few examples:

Please pardon the foul language.

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

I agree, your life sucks (13546) - you deserved it (1853

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

 I agree, your life sucks (2896) -  you deserved it (327432)

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks (10791) - you deserved it (903)


Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

I agree, your life sucks (2569) - you deserved it (20393)

Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML

I agree, your life sucks (8417) -  you deserved it (5391)

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady in the show was beginning to talk about how to have a successful divorce. My wife looks at me and says, "Turn the volume up." FML

 I agree, your life sucks(12959) - you deserved it  (1217)

Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML

I agree, your life sucks (30430) - you deserved it (2105)

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks (10088) - you deserved it (5171)

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML

I agree, your life sucks (11923) - you deserved it (2758)

In my opinion, FML's are very interesting. You can read on about peoples lives and rants,
Just like a blog.

Well, Hello there. Come on in!

The exams are finally over. Well, not exactly..
I still have KH tomorrow and my PMR.
Anyway, I wanted to share some photos with you.
These were taken when I was having my so called "break" from studying.
Oh, you know those breaks where they were supposed to be 10 mins long,
 but ended up being 21838329mins long :)

Harry potter? He lost his glasses. He just isn't the same :(

This is the great wall of memories. there is a total of 8 photographs here.

 This is what your table looks like when you study for 8 hours straight.

P/s: The picture frame with the blue duck beside the blue file is a double sided frame. On the other side is a picture of a special someone. Am I a stalker? yes.

These are my sejarah notes. The subject which I love so dearly.

Yes, I was being sarcastic.

and ofcourse, something that makes me take my mind of exams :)

Well that's it.

Shout out to Qistina Iwani. Because I love her.

 What?

yeah..........

KTHXBYE

dftba

less than three

<3



Life tales: Red hair

This happpened in 2010. Exactly one year ago.

This post emphasizes on Qistina and Natasha's behaviour.

people involved: Me, Shairah Mazli, Syafiqah Mazli,

Qistina Iwani and Natasha Amira.

We went for an outing at Sunway Pyramid to shop and watch Toy Story 3.

After the movie, we ate at Sushi King and visited other places.

The main latar empat of this story is:

'Pet Lovers Centre'

I was there to shop for my pet Sugar Gliders, Honey and Manuel.

I was looking at some acacia gum and wombaroo milk powder.

(I'm not surprised if you don't know what those are)

So anyway, because I was just 'new' to the world of Sugar Gliders,

I was pretty baffled at what I was supposed to buy.

Then comes the hero, the sales assistant.

He was probably 18-19years old

Yes, he was like, 5 years older then me...

so what ;)

His hair was partially red

(Different from the picture of Charlie McDonnell you see in the photograph above)

When he smiled, there were wrinkles under his eyes :)

And honestly, HONESTLY, he was cute.....

hey, Qistina and Natasha agred too..

We started to talk.

Wait, before that, because his hair was red,

I thought he was chinese so I talked to him in English.

Him: Yes, what are you looking for?

Me: uhhhh, I....I have two sugar gliders and blablablabla

Him: Oh, I have sugar gliders too. I have 4 of them.

Me: Really? oh cool (at this point, I didn't know what else to say. well, WHAT was I supposed to say?)

Then, as I usually do after talking to guys, I walk away. never looking back.

haha, I've actually done this to Hariz before. dia tak habis cakap but I ran away to buang sampah.

I walked to the next isle where I met the rest of the group.

I told Qistina and Natasha about the guy and as usual, they were interested.

Behind them, I saw him again.

I smiled at him and he came to us.

When he reached us, he only talked to me

 as if Qistina and Natasha were never there :)

Him: So, how many sugar gliders do you have?

Me: (not looking at him) two. One male, one female.

Him: Are you still learning?

Me: (still not looking at him) yeah. Sekolah Menengah.

we then spoke about other stuff.

I'm not writing about what. No Way.

In the corner of my eye, Qistina and Natasha sedang memberi 'renungan tajam'

They were just watching us talk like they wanted to say something.

In Shairah's words: "Dayumm boy, you fine!"

hahahaha.

All I can say is, He is a good employee which assists customer when they need help.



Worst day ever

Today was the worst day of my entire 14 years of life.
Why?
beautiful beautiful food poisoning :(
I woke up for sahur wih a really bad stomache ache. I told mum and abah and they gave me a black tablet called charcoal.
It became worse so I didn't go to school today.
My intestines were contracting repeatedly. I couldn't even breathe and I started crying.
 It was pure agony.

Then abah took me to the clinic.
In the waiting room, the pain was so excruciating I was shivering like hell.
people around were just watching...
soon,  The doctor gave me a shot to releave my muscles.
Honestly, I felt like kising the doctor. Everything became calm.
I started breathing normally again and I could walk without feeling like dying.
ahh, pure bliss. It felt like doing drugs. I just wanted more and more.

Back home, after sleeping for a while, the medicine wore off.
the pain came back. I was gripping my stomache like it was my life.
after about 3 hours later, I took a bath (which didn't make me feel any better)
and sembahyang zuhur. I then fell asleep on the sejadah.
I woke up, looked at the clock and it was 5.30.
apparently, I missed the firs half of merlin :(

This is why I love youtube...

Youtube is one of my favourite sites on the internet. Second being http://www.mylife.com/ and facebook ;)
I also just love how the top rated comment makes the video a hell lot funnier.
Here are some of the newest videos I watched from failblog (Top comment included)

Top Rated coment (TRC for short) :

Reporting live from sesame street

mre1pie 1 week ago 225 thumbs up 

 

TRC:
...how did he get in..?

Thebrowntown1234 3 days ago 44

 

TRC:
Is that deaf team at paralympics?

Parkinson9999 1 month ago 132

 

 

 

Coldplay tribute

Being a hardcore Coldplay fan, i couldn't resist but to give a tribute to coldplay.
Befor that, my sister who just came back from her university (is it wrong to not know which university she's going to?) came into my room.
 She just woke up from bed and said to me:
 "I look like someone who just came out from the grave"
I responded "More like you just came back from the strip club"
hahahahaha its all good fun.
oh, here it is:

Three coldplay intros in 1 minute

1st song - the scientist

2nd song- Trouble

3rd song- clocks

so yeah, I only learnt the intro. I couldn't learn the whole song, atleast not now :)

byeeeeeeee

dftba :)

thx

"aww shucks"

So, this is what happened...

Since it is Ramadhan, we didn't go to the canteen to eat. Instead, we went to the dewan to hear a tazkirah.

and that was when I saw him. Who he is exactly, I don't know.

But somehow I couldn't get my eyes of him.

I told Qistina "Don't look, tapi budak depan Shairah ni comel"

But Ofcourse, Qistina  immediately looked. well, more like she stared.

we both did :)

Then, dia perasan...

JENGJENGJENG!

He kept looking back to see......

we were trying to listen to the nasyid  but he kept on looking.

I could see him in the corner of my eyes that he was looking and said to Qistina with clenched teeth:

"Qis, dia pandang"

"tau.. Pandang bawah je Hid"

The thing is, we aren't the type of people that get all perasan and go

 "OMG, dia suka aku lah wey"

no no no.

we know more then what to expect.

I really wanted to shout "kau ingat aku suka kau? haha mimpilah. kau comel je"

hahahahhahahahahhahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

I  actually kinda feel bad because I already like someone else.

talking about that guy, haven't seen him in days :(

But then, Qistina said that saying someone is cute and liking someone is totally different.

really Qis? really?

I sure hope so

oh, he wears braces :))

Here we go..

Ah, so my "being last blog for this month was a lie eh?" yes. yeas it was.
The temptation was just too strong. I've gotta record all, (yeah all) the things that has happened lately.

I'm not going to talk about Ramadhan. Yes, it is the most wonderful month. So many oppurtunities. But I'm not going over the whole "Hari ni penat, nak makan. buka puasa lagi 8 jam" kind of talk.
I'm 15. I've been fasting for over 7 years.

so, hmm... where shall we start. Oh! I know High Heels.


This is whats ritten on the wall in my room to measure my height:
-Hidayah with HEELS :)

 "girls should wear high heels that make them feel like flying"
- a quote by uhh.... someone whose name I forgot.
Yes, good oll high heels. I bought it for RM150. its pure white and actually really comfortable.
the height? 4inches tall. Meaning, with heels, I am 10cm taller.
woo nearly 2 meters tall. Awesome aite?

Balqees just left for CUCMS- Cyberjaya University of Medical something something :)
Oh well, alone again. Hooray?
Don't get me wrong I LOVE having privacy. I mean come on, who would wanna be surrounded by people 24/7? last year (form 2) I would wake up in the morning, go downstairs and eat breakfast alone every single day of THE WEEK (except week ends )
I told my friends about this and they said "ala, Kesiannya!" honestly, I'm all too used to it guys.

Tazkirah
Me and friend since 12, Nadhihah volunteered to do a tazkirah. We did on "Menjaga batas pergaulan antara lelaki dan perempuan"
I know this is sad, but that was the first time I heard my voice through the mic. I actually wanted more...
Anyway, we did fine. I could hear Fatin's "Hid Hid Hidayah" chant in my head.
(She made that up during the tug of war I entered)

Also, we watched Khurafat at school during agama.
I was actually quite bored. What can you expect?
This is the third time I've watched that movie.
My conclusion: muka Anna pelik. sorry.

Lastly,
Yes, eventhough I would be resuming my piano classes after PMR,
I am learning a new song. The name?
Central Park- James Newton-Howard.
My mum loves this song. It's from the movie king kong (the one with Jack black)
I also came up with a conclusion that Naomi Watts is one of the most beautiful blonde girls ever!
The song is so gentle and soft and all about love. yeah, jiwang I know...
It may be the song you're hearing in the backgroung, maybe not.
I'll post the song anyway.