Oh what a pity!

Last time, I wrote about Youtube. Now, I'm going to write about fml.com

Incase you didn't know, fml stands for F*** my life

F my life is a site where people all over the globe post their innermost terrible moments.

You are then given a choice whether you think that this persons life sucks or if he totally deserved it.

(You can see by the numbers)

Here are a few examples:

Please pardon the foul language.

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

I agree, your life sucks (13546) - you deserved it (1853

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

 I agree, your life sucks (2896) -  you deserved it (327432)

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks (10791) - you deserved it (903)


Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

I agree, your life sucks (2569) - you deserved it (20393)

Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML

I agree, your life sucks (8417) -  you deserved it (5391)

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady in the show was beginning to talk about how to have a successful divorce. My wife looks at me and says, "Turn the volume up." FML

 I agree, your life sucks(12959) - you deserved it  (1217)

Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML

I agree, your life sucks (30430) - you deserved it (2105)

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks (10088) - you deserved it (5171)

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML

I agree, your life sucks (11923) - you deserved it (2758)

In my opinion, FML's are very interesting. You can read on about peoples lives and rants,
Just like a blog.