That's mean, mum.

I was feeling rather bored today and so decided to cook something

Oh My God, that explains why I was so fat!!! boredom=cooking.

but anyways, I made shepherds pie (or cottage pies depending on wtvr makes you happy)

*Piping the mashed potatoes on top the meat*

Mum: They look like poops!

Me: That's mean, mum.

(again, they aren't the prettiest things but I'm their mamma and I love them)

This is Orion, or as I personally call him "Babi goreng". no idea why, just do. 

He loves placing his hand on these poles as he rests.

in his head: "God made me a cat because he knows if I were  human I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation of becoming a stripper"