you'll know that we (qistina and Fatin in particular) have hearing problems.
Diorang memang selalu tersilap dengar.
Me: Qistina, bagi tangan jap
Qistana: pemadam?
Me: Ya Allah..
Me: Fatin, bagi tangan awak jap.
Fatin: pembaris?
Me: Astaghfirullahalazim! habis lah kita semua.
I just wanted to see their hands...
but they gave me stationary instead..
haha, yang terbaru ni, Atiyah.
but I guess her mishearing was acceptable because the words sound the same.
*me telling a story about this cute guy from our school.
Me: So, I just finished my horse riding lesson and I saw him at the
pasar ramadhan! he was staring at my boots.
Atiyah: *mouth wide opened* HIDAYAH!!
Me: huh, asal?......
OMG!! I said BOOTS Atiyah, BOOTS!
My top favourite misheard words from Qistina:
Me: aku pernah tuisyen dengan Nadrah
Qistina: kau suka Nadrah?!
Me: wei, nak cermin kau jap.
Qistina: jerawat?
Me: wei, pinjam cermin jap.
Qistina: condom?
Me: Qistina, asal kau tinggi sangat ni?
Qistina: Mati?
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